Two Mugs, A Brew, And Some Geese - Matt Allcock

Matt Allcock once brewed a cup of tea so weak that it gained sentience and applied for local council funding. When not writing about geese, tea and improbable space travel, he can be found guarding his sandwiches from aggressive waterfowl at the park and pondering the cosmic importance of potato salad.

GENRE: Comedy

Blurb:

An absurd tale of tea, geese, and the kind of understated British stubbornness that just might hold reality together. When the geese came for the bread, humanity didn’t stand a chance. When mutated geese came for the planet, Colin and Margaret did what any sensible Brits would do: they put the kettle on. Can the universe be saved with a hot brew and a spatula? Possibly. Will Margaret ever eat Colin’s potato salad? Absolutely not.

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